Check your pockets

Baby clothes are the cutest things on earth, after the little personages that wear them, of course. Onesies with infinite sayings, logos, and cute animal characters. Hats with little eyes and accenting pieces to accentuate the outfit. Who can forget footsie pjs. Side note: if anyone knows where I can get an adult pair I am an XXL, size 13. In all honesty, baby clothes are super cute! Whoever invented those snap buttons has to be a billionaire a billion times over. I only have one problem, pockets! I do not understand why a 3 month old has cute jeans with 4 pockets. What do they need, a place for their baby wallet or some change? 


Now don't misunderstand me. I am not talking about some sewn on material that looks like a pocket, I mean the kind you put your hands in as  you are walking in the winter, or pulling out a $5 bill to pay for a gallon of gas. Tops, bottoms, coats, even dresses. Lilly has pockets in a lot of her outfits. Yes they are cute but lets be honest, infants don't need working pockets. They don't have the dexterity to put their cute pudgy little hands in them and what do they need to carry on their person, a wallet or a photo id to get into an after hours club or buy lotto tickets?


My main concern is what about those parents that have their baby carry things for them. If a cop stops them for drug possession, are the y gonna frisk the baby? I doubt it. These are the things that keep me up at night!  Till next time


Tip of the day- Do not put anything in babies pockets you don't want them to put in their mouth, like candy you want to save for later. Babies don't share food well, trust me!